Coffee

The blurb on a bottle of coffee I bought the other day:

The mild flavor of this coffee drink is made using deliciously flavorful milk, which was selected by Koiwai.

A few bottle blurbs of my own invention:

"This wanton delight is extracted from a few sheaves of Marumoto tea, which has been our doing for along the centuries."

"A basic and enormous taste could give you a lasting experience, smoothly undercutting rich strawberry and water from the sullen banks of the River Wamura."

"At last, the nearly excruciating lightness of apricot along with the rusticness of weather, and our name is Yunomi."